Just my Opinion - A Small Blog on my Thoughts on Psychiatry
Thankyou to those wonderful people here who have become great to know, who have supported the Kendall House abuse Campaign and to the readers of my book Trust No One aka Pin Down HB (both same book but different titles). Thankyou for all the lovely emails
On a lighter note as I was asked what I do and don’t like and thats an interesting one and all I could come up with is
My likes and dislikes
My likes = Having a laugh with my children, Friends, talking to lovely people, doing as much as I can to help others yet feel like I could do more, food, pot noodles in particular as they have few calories, music, writing, animals and so much more
My dislikes = SHRINKS. I have always felt that psychiatrists need to see shrinks themselves as they lie, cheat. decieve for a quick £££$$$ and aparently drug you up so they can buy a new BMW. Shrinks also have more imaginary friends than most of us (they come in the form of other shrinks).
Shrinks use a tick list to diagnose you so in order to confuse them - fill it out yourself which requires a black ink pen as this is a tool of their trade. If you dont sleep, do sleep, sleep erratically or snore you are disfunctional (bit like me as I do all four). If you scream at your neighbour for that barking dog that woofs at everything 24/7 (bit like my dog) you have an agressive tendancy and your now a risk.
If you use the word no then your in denial, if you use the word yes your almost certainly faking your denial. If you say a word more than once in any sentence you have a repetitive syndrome so do not use the words AND,WAS,IT,YES,NO,I,FOR or the S word more than once and I suggest you abreviate it anyway you can so you do not feel your going insane. If you move your legs more than once an hour you have restless leg syndrome so I strongly suggest not getting out of bed and selotaping them to a solid object such as a plank of wood as this often cures the problem.
If you wish to mimic a shrink all you need is a pen (40 actually as you will be doing alot of tick lists)
plenty of paper (for your tick list) although trees would be good as shrinks like to add to global warming from all the paper they use and trees knocked down for their paper supply,
a list of all the syndromes (theres about 100 plus of them and all involve drug rehabilitation)
a list of known aliens as I am told theres now too many to mention here and you dont want to give your subjects the wrong information.
MP’s (known as members of parliament to their friends) come under foreign invasions which one can assume is alien as they aparently invade anything and everything and please check with health and safety for more information on MP’s as they aparently let off more greenhouse gas than cows poop because everytime they open their mouth alot of crap pours out. MP’s also come under the defenition of shrinks = please refer to the shrinks section here as they seem to share from the same money pot and talk the same crap
EAR PLUGS are essential as they NEVER LISTEN so why should you?
Do I have a mental health issue? good question. Can i answer that later?
By Teresa Cooper
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